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I have taken great care and time to make sure that every detail in this book is as accurate as it can be. I am not infallible, and there may be an error or two. If there is then, please accept my apologies. I do, however, care that you have used your hard-earned money to buy my book, and so if you do not love it once you have bought it, then you can, of course, send it back to me. I will cry for a bit and wonder why you have done this, but I will take it on the chin. However, you will be liable to pay for the postage, my little buttercup. :-)


This project started off as a limited run book, but if you are reading this and are from a large retailer who is interested in buying some wholesale, then, of course, I will sell my soul and get more printed. So why wouldn't I? Contact through the contact form on the website. Thank you.


I am not a massive corporate beast. I do not have any hidden agenda to spam your inbox with shite. Nope, I do not. I may however email you from time to time with what I am up to or if I decide to bring out a new book. Cool with that? Fab. Enjoy your day.


​- Credit / Debit Cards

- Rugs

- Camels

- A sheaf of corn possibly,

and loaves of bread may be acceptable.

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