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  • How long will my delivery take?
    In the UK, the delivery should take up to seven days to get to you. The deliveries may take longer internationally, depending on where you live. Australia and the US might be up to 2 weeks. So sorry, but I can give the postie a wee kick up the bum, if you like.
  • Can I return my poster?
    If, for whatever un-Godly reason, you don't like the fact that I have spent several night in the pitch black, sometimes cold damp evenings taking these wonderful pictures of amazing deep sky objects, sweating blood and tears, then sure, you can return the poster. You will ned to return it in the original condition and in the original packaging. I will presume that it has not been used and is dog eared, coffee-stained and has ripped bits all over it! I will also assume you have a ticking rock for a heart and have recently had a sense of humour bypass. But sure, if you must, please return it in its original packaging and with original elements that were lovingly included in the packaging with your amazing poster. :-)
  • Can I share the poster by photocopying it or taking a photograph of it?
    NO! If you do, I will hunt you down. I have the posters tagged with the latest military tech. OK, I don't, but please be kind and don't copy it. You can, of course, share it on social media that you have bought this amazing pice of the night sky. That way, you may spread the good word about astronomy and astrophotography and how we all spend hours on end, in the cold, sitting on our arses (probably ending up with piles) to get these stunning quality images. All this, just so we can share them far and wide, with flat earthers and people who want to find out more.
  • Are you going to spam me with emails?
    Nope. I hate that, so I won't ever do that to you. You might get the odd one every 6 months with pics of me setting up my telescope or something, and maybe if I self-publish a new book. Although, after this one, I really doubt it. It took me fucking ages. ;-)
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